Huw Prys
yeh the Welshie had
plenty chances bad
acting apart
sold their country
down
England’s rivers
clown
property mart
bought a castle
flogged
horsemeat corpsed
& clogged
scenes to an art
but the head was
screwed
on committed crude
dealings by heart
stole their very
show
from the dumbstruck
rode
off with the tart
other side story
robotoids infesting
planet X
spinning dizzily all
day are blind
sided by their moon’s
infernal light
crazy for sex
consciousness has rarely
been achieved
just occasionally insight
rules
backwards levitating
arrant fools
sating a need
of their works a jealous
god or gods
some confusion reigns
in image made
like themselves demanding
stones be laid
over the odds
such their love of
inorganic wars
caused by pointless
morganatic blues
upgrade packages unsold
refuse
relative clause
at the heart of
which intelligence
stars in rather
minor speechless roles
caught between a
pair of sinking holes
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old world orders
walking talking stalking bots
keeps the kiddies off the street
find themselves a space to meet
typing of knots
this no time for cursing lots
everyman’s got two left feet
family values three piece suite
noodles in pots
should your offspring get the hots
for a human’s patter beat
seven types of indiscreet
out of their spots
holidays fly Aeroflot’s
Vladivostok phishing fleet
caviar & vodka neat
have’n have gots
Heming’s way with poker dots
what complaints an empty sheet
next it’s Cuba’s standard treat
calling of shots
name check
Ruby Winebelch Sir
Roger D’Arse M’Lord
Ladyman & Dame
Lispeth the Bored
Colonel Whatshisface
Judith Pennylane
Howzyerfather Grace
Kelly Zinsane
Norris Chucklebuck
Ostrich Featherstone
Donald Zinthemuck
Spiceboise R Onn
Bwitish Confiscate
Effy Shufflefreight
Strootha Oilystate
Coffit N’Skate
Andy Andyman
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Laura Le Groan
flip-flops
pull yourselves together chaps
ain’t no animation this
tragi-commie campness it’s
loose at the flaps
get a lug-hole for a conch
science by another name
every episode’s the same
lines without punch
hug bipolar bears release
cancelled scripts their plots unhatched
coupla arthouse tropes that crashed
wonders will cease
Series Two’s on hold I swear
grant us some intelligence
Tuesday’s on the phone to Pence
night of the mare
camera lights & action now
ladies let’s be having you
in the can by afternoon
bull from a cow
sponsored lines
chocolate war on
Mars is one
unintended
consequence
rain in Spain
another Swan
Vestas make sense
short & sharp
but seven times
more efficient
tryna shed
light on compensation
crimes
goes to your head
smoking Lucky
Strike man blow
rings round misty
morning gloom
furthermore the datas
show
adds to a room
full of scientists
who choose
Gillette's new festival shave
lotion to old Orleans
blues
digital Babe
yes Amerikar the
brave
Gattling’s gun is
getting on
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straight camp
quotes
I
bully for us
took a quake to
shut them up
nothing bout that
other stuff
all I gotta say is
puss
II
Stalin not a patch
on Shostakovich
Putin spends their watch
scratching a bitch
III
centrifugal farce
centripetal curse
what we wanna learn
is which is worse
IV
passing notes in
class
meets at shopping
malls
then it comes to
pass
lavatory walls
V
whisper this you dragon’s
tooth
merchants sow
discord amongst
Caesar’s generals singing
songs
throttles the
truth
decisions
decisions
if you pull that
trigger guy
though unleashing death
on kids
innocent or guilty
it’s
you that will die
stands to reason take
the camps
concentrated
genocide
killed their dream
can’t be denied
suicide champs
shaken by the Luger
hand
cyanide seemed
rather good
twenty secs to
freeze their blood
perfectly grand
put another way
your death
should you cheat the
gallows live
out your days in
Tel Aviv
hangs on a breath
every day &
night you’ll be
justifying what
you did
then to someone
else’s kid
never be free
back to the furniture II
Jesus wept O god they plain forsaken him
he whose only goal in life has been to play
on the wing for Liverpool FC and win
cups not the blame game
all was going well he’d overcome those doubts
faced his demons & the sceptics on the Kop
played the season of his life defied the touts
even survived Klopp
then was crucified by Pontious Pilate who
sent him off that derby game the video
showed no foul indeed the crowd began to boo
really a poor show
handed down a three match ban then injury
meant he missed his chance to prove what he could do
loaned to Tranmere Rovers with no transfer fee
severance or renew
back he went to
Palestine his father’s work
shop as prodigal a
son as you could hope
for said Dad I
tried my best the old man cursed
anyroad don’t mope
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