Wednesday 1 December 2021

Jed lives

Just Jack The Freakin Juice!

jack the juice


science such a heartless affair

when unvaccinated people croak

how they weep like jilted lovers swear

life's but a joke

 

badly played their hands are good but chance

lets them down they wager everything

on conspiracy theories plans

doomed to go wrong

 

just because they don’t believe in Big

Bang or figure God’s an astronaut

doesn't render common sense a pig

headed resort

 

jack the juice before it ends in debt

never mind the risk statistics damned

lies but still those folks who draw their last

breath see the past

 

not the future heaven won’t forgive

their mistakes cos Earth is no roulette

table round but flat this much for proof

gambling with death


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not a verse to rhyme

 

who would like to know

how I met the universe

coming through the glen

 

nobody I see

by this show of hands the world

ain’t a-listening yet

 

class dismissed go home

work if you insist the rest

meeting in the bar

 

on my own again

alpha channels beta verse

standing in for friends

 

tell you what I hear

Solid Air with feedback loops

coming through the glen



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blame the game

 

France Byelorussia Turkey all

citing different reasons wring their hands

while your shuffling star-crossed wander-hordes

move with the tides

 

ride the flow of propaganda wars

urging families off foreign shores

trailed by Suckerbook & Murdoch’s press

gangs it’s a mess

 

let’s reorganise this chaos blame

something else for instance solar flares

polar bears or hungry fish no less

climate’s a shame

 

since we’re playing state Monopoly

move the top hat back to Old Kent Road

Baltic Avenue across the pond

Mortgage-on-sea

 

tarot cards for property the fates

bought & sold like children saved by odds

roll the dice it’s double six or quits

hands of the gods



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Kop doubt 2

 

depression forecast

 

sometimes justice serves mankind

fair & square the dirty worms

heaven opens suddenly

christening all

 

while injustice entertains

everywhere a cruel wind

zigzags through the tenements

scorching & blind

 

those it spares deserve no less

punishment than victims caught

out in parks or shrivelled while

skulking indoors

 

neither justice nor its dark

sibling seem to give a thought

folks who've lived without a care

heaped with rewards

 

so adherents get on down

worshipping the roll of dice

cos there’s nothing for it now

send out the clowns

 

 

circus comes to town

 

whose United Nations do they claim

everyone is represented there

even those that couldn’t give a damn

 

putting climate matters to a vote

just like politicians who should know

something’s gotta bubble to the top

 

quite the beauty contest but for split

skirts & bathing suits it's barefaced cheek

versus downright lying here’s our host

 

circus master to the ring of truth

Hovis Bunsen your half-baked half burnt

psycho killer qu’est que c’est who quotes

 

ancient Greek in plain vernacular

jesting not his gestures many words

said whenever wisdom springs to mind

 

 

optimism preached

 

let’s be honest John

sun’s come up we get to choose

give or take a moon

 

surely there’s enough

time for one more game of bowls

then we’ll see them off

 

that’s the spirit faint

heart ne’er won fair maiden our

move take courage chaps

 

think of Robbie Bruce

or once more unto the breech

channel English dead

 

foreign fields & all

strap me in Excalibur’s

out lead on Macduff

 

 

coda reached at last

 

what you gonna say

when the population hits

half a trillion eh

blame the rabbits my

foot they’re promising these new

all electric cars

wow I want one now

not a decade on I’m old

Jeeves don’t spare the nags

 

thirteen years ago

bought a diesel hatchback big

deal five times she’s blown

up the engine’s cracked

clean they lied & we believed

fools we are that’s all


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unrattled eh

 

those whose postulating words

cry in modulated tones

hushingly & hardly heard

rattle my bones

 

not that I’m a paragon

no one’s champion orator

nor am I adept at songs

happen I bore

 

harp on tortured themes like war

refugees celebrities

scratch the underwriters’ law

damming their eyes

 

not for me adoring flocks

lauding nuanced feats of pen

read by those who like in blocks

paid for in yen

 

no there’s neither rhyme nor rock

reasoning these thoughts disturb

ain’t a bit poetic sock

puppets on herbs


still not geddit?