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arty facial nonsense
Annette Plerth’s
foreign nurse
ha ha ha
stole their purse
if the angle of
incidents grows
wider than the eyes
of startled does
pump the optics Joe
way to go
human kind’s
oxymoron
wormwood scone
anyone
Jesus wept to see
such frowns
etched upon the
brows of fools
camouflaged in greens
& browns
Christ almighty not their muse
super glued
locks galore
hairy times
peace & war
half a pound of dynamite
half a hospital
that’s the way the
money goes
pop the schools as
well
God defrocked
twice they’re back
ha ha ha
get the sack
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Not to be confused with the Christian Punk - sic - band's album with similar name, "2 lefts don't make a right" is more paradox than oxymoron. If you hear a ringing in your ears, be a result - not the cause - of tinnitus. In reality, this month's downritefiction post is an attempt to cover what the latest chapbook has left out. Just tryna stay as occasional as the times permit...
another for the Gentiles
an eye for a tooth
a life for an eye
& snuff a dozen street Arabs
for every precious child
2 state solution
take the pile of
them
plus the lot of us
shake & stir
then add
strychnine to
taste
pour the mixture
down
umpteen holes &
wait
seven million sun
days at the least
tip the contents
out
roll & cut them
like
gingerbread to
half
bake should be
soft
serve with
buttermilk
somewhat salted kids
love to hate this
treat
charge &
repeat
or let’s start
again
from a pinch of
them
take a touch of us
serve with a cuss
vinyl solution
take a hundred men
dressed in PVC
women don’t apply
down to the sea
scour the beaches find
everybody’s dream
crock of retro you
get what I mean
keep it clean & sound
bring it back intact
boxed in Plexiglass
ultimate act
for the grand approach
make a long parade
snaking through the gates
houselights to fade
citizens kow-tow
none in disbelief
artificial rules
general relief
nuclear option
a plague on the Muslims & Jews to hell
with the Christians damn the atheists Hindus Sikhs Buddhists agnostics trainspotters
& Rosicrucians philosophers go hang alongside poets dentists submariners &
Seventh Day Adventists death to politicians social workers spies & pet owners
of every kind eradicate shop keepers liquidate teachers housewives lawyers &
chiropractors do not resuscitate artists suicide bombers or opticians vegans &
horse thieves commercial travellers stock brokers trapeze artists & the insane
should be wiped out without mercy kill farmers their sons & daughters draughtspersons
snides nice owl ladies grumpy grandads window cleaners squash players tramps &
all members of royal families don’t forget the innocent guilty men & women of
the street miners minders method actors rent boys or dog walkers drug fiends crush
bus drivers & school janitors to death execute all the people whose views
you love or hate anyone you’ve never met & anybody wearing jeans or leatherette
coats bump off both your enemies & friends whack your whole extended family
throw all pinks browns blacks yellows whites & coloured into a mass grave drown
the rich in the blood of the poor choke senior citizens on youngsters’ guts barbecue
beggars over the embers of the charitable chop up decent folk liars & fools
& feed their remains to the orcs
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