Monday 1 November 2021

little snides on the side

 

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Excerpt:


union baron knights

syndicated dudes the odd

working citizen


who supports this poor

replicant or Phony Bear

down the woods today


got a big surprise

waiting no more Robin Hood’s

nest of merry folk


just the Sheriff’s tax

gatherer & crossbow squad

covering the loot


when they’re not at work

hunting feral boar this lot

sacks of dripping meat


Alice serve these folks

half of them are vegans blood

thirsty hounds the rest


let us not get pole

axed no sorry polarised

polar beared indeed


cuddly toys aside

what we need’s a human being

doesn’t have to sing


dance or prattle jokes

grasping villains by the throat

wring their filthy necks


no a milder bod

someone like a rock mid stream

fit to hold a bridge


gives it left & right

sometimes straight between the lines

always fair & clean


best of all immune

absolutely quid pro quotes

every little truth


tell you what let’s draw

who’s to win our hearts & minds

sketch them up from scratch


have the polls decide

which depiction super sleuth

or romantic lead


pixilation rate

grab an oligarch’s bequest

cheap at half the price


leave the rest to fate

folks will vote on everything

leadership without


not on my foot!