Friday, 1 May 2026

13 or the yesterday papers preview


(Excerpt from "13 or the yesterday papers")


Brexit chased by a bore

 

gosh the way performing seals

clap themselves no matter what

even those who’ve got the lot

tank bed & meals

 

muscular guys

tossing biggots off with cold

noses wish I were that bold

calm collected slick & wise

 

but I’m just a mangy dog

spites the hand that feeds it go

AWOL twice a year then show

up with a sprog

 

walk with a limp

guess the tree I bark up’s wrong

or my halter’s too darn long

called to heel by Colonel Blimp

 

on the loose when things get hot

out of water nothing feels

right a roll in mud appeals

cuts to the plot


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