by Philip Lee
deus nobis haec otia fecit
-Virgil
eh
blue which god vouchsafed this perch
so
far above the ships at berth
in
fervent scenes of graft or work
and
did I plead for such a perk
to
stand and squawk for what it's worth
a-skulking
here all out to lurch
d'ye
ken the gulls on yonder church
St.
Nicks by name that comb the earth
like
sparrows while in belfries lurk
the
nightshift bats none miss the quirk
of
early worms for there's a dearth
and
precious nowt without a search
but
micky blue to whom the beak did dirge
flew
fleet and dumbly by the giant's verge
next
up a passing heron heard
the
windy whistling liver bird
to
whom this sounded quite absurd
well
hark at you disgusted said
to
sit atop of all this lead
whyever
don't you turn your head
in
heaven's name but drop your guard
that
jobless men from bars now barred
may
drink to how unjust and hard
life
is or like the Coogan kid
step
father in that film he did
the
time by art and dodge outbid
but
so in awe of being over-looked
you'd
only boo a goose whose gander's cooked
not
so I swear by docker's hook
and
don't deserve that last rebuke
nor
play the drake to sleeping duck
you
kick me when I'm down my luck
don't
think I'd baulk to plant this duke
between
the bills of any crook
that
tried to take me for a rook
he's
drunk who thinks a fancy's fluke
has
pitched me o'er this pool of pluck
some
god it was that passed the buck
from
eyrie roof in reign to spook
those
seamen who his rule forsook
so
on the bird would plead of passing folk
if
any of them knew which godly bloke
till
late one night the bird awoke
amid
colliding coils of smoke
to
list as owl his tuppence spoke
with
copper claws you craft and grope
a
feather-brain on tether rope
and
brazen wings you're past all hope
the
myth of you is out of vogue
a
specious cant your windy brogue
you're
but the idol of a rogue
no
god gave you this perch the globe
to
watch no lord of patient Jobe
but
bad king John in ermine robe
with
falcon seal this borough he enrolled
in
subs for which the barons pledged much gold
a
moment's whistling wake was held
then dockers' hooks from decks were hurled
and
ancient stories of the gulled
retold
their souls from oceans pulled
and
slaves transported half the world
to
die in chains new lives revelled
as
like from kings and queens rebelled
the
empire's folk their flags unfurled
and union jacks from yardarms culled
the copper hulks turned rotten hulled
to
sink while round the globe they curled
their feathers brained and nuts unshelled
thus
godforsaken liver bird was penned
to
roost in effigy at pier's end
Sock it to 'em! |
I take it you are a Liverpudlian!!! Anyway, clever and fun, but the poem would be MORE fun with FEWER lines.
ReplyDeleteWell, thanks for that. Sorry it went on too long for you,
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