Serving #1: Driving like a pancake!
Pull over, puddin'ead! This lane is for grown-ups with licences. Got an engine in that box, have we? Strewth, I've seen car bombers with more Highway Code.
Serving #2: As fat as a pancake!
Q: I say, I say, I say... did you know sugar contains as much as 90% water?
A: No, mate, your knickers are over your head there. Sugar contains 100% sugar.
Serving #3: Room to toss a flipping pancake!
Talk about the low ceilings in Hobbiton, have you seen the chandeliers in the Brighton Pavvy? Dripping with them!
Serving #4: A pancake by any other name...
…would taste as bland, pass the honey, Lemon!
Serving #5: All good pancakes come to an end.
Ah, this one is over! So what good will come of it?
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