more flat earth

flat foot?

An Archie Locost

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flat beer?

paralytic games

people send off the clowns if you please

had enough of spectacles these wise

eyes ain't seen seen much glory referees

look at their dives

politics should learn 2 things from sport

skill & stamina outweigh the pricks

lucky breaks don't count so much as more

training less tricks

secondly enforce the ban on dope

no performance is enhanced by words

slurred to mean another thing the trope

song's for the birds

having got that off my chest it's mad

let me tell you being president

beats all other fairground rides I've had

here's what I meant

winning out against the toughest odds

coming first instead of feeling last

being king in every field at once

that's all I ask

flat food?

 guilt trap

flies supposed to drop in heat like this

toddlers on their hols get more relaxed

every morning swob them by the doz

stabbed in the backs

house no name for fly my home not sweet

death to those who think they've found their manse

pay with life the one-way entrance fee

all for a dance

hospitality's an idle lark

those who can't respect my rule are out

sorry chums I'm normally far less dark

put that light out

chortling in the face of charity

pumkin god on plonk I squash your bums

anywhere just ain't the place to be

off with your thumbs

sod the karma let my spirit die

throttle it at death don't let me off

tell me when my time is up to fly

you've had enough

flat in Waterloo?

weewee3

little Montenegro Gatsby's gong

donor musta smarted when the Don

shoved their leader Markovich aside

who's on whose side

now it seems a third world war could break

out on Montenegro's sole account

all for one & one for all as stakes

thanks for the shout

Gatsby btw as president

Jordan Baker ok Sec of State

old Wolfshiem running a great defence

Daisy on skates

with the likes of Montenegro though

John you've gotta call the other's shots

no alliance can rely on just

its teeny tots

if we gonna go to war or not

atom bombs novichok all that stuff

gotta spook these neo commie plots

time to get tough

flat earth

never flat!