pancake Tuesday mix

 

Putin inside

faith in numbers

all these pyramids

mausoleums & the like

so much DNA

set to ride again

when'll it be possible

eh for goodness sake

piracy cons

Stalin's boots

worn by uncle Vlad

Russian socks

freeze the scorched

Nazi flattened Earth

razed from death

 

crane your neck

Jed the CIA

kicks no backs

 

see the Beeb

lies if truth be told

tank man dies

 

poke the bear

if you dare & quit

fighting square

pork talk

flash the pancake mix

flaky pastry flapjack wall

nuts directed by

arson wells brigade

umpire sacked in tennis court

out of sight Your Grace

fields of tuneless pipes

clogged with fatberg slimming aids

masquerading as

19 Covid Street

fighters clubbed all night

jar or ten of sweet

slapdash whitewash whiplash back

injury is out

sick holiday snaps

jury's in & out

can’t decide who's right or wrong

headless chicken mate

trust the game to make

sense of one-eyed spot-the-ball

keep the takings small

stuff rebounds for what’s

said is true or thereabouts

when you weigh it in

don’t expect connect

chins it’s plug-in mega-broads

make the most of life

take these foreign bods

stuck in UK neighborhoods

business should be good

nah ye shouldnae judge

Starmer for his knighthood by

Jimmy Savile’s rug

eager members hands

off the guilty partners make

way for cowards mate

history lesson Blue

Gazpacho headquarters Amiens

target of a bold mosquito raid

footage from the second war on cheese

cut de Havilland some credits here

after the attack a horde of crack

kitchen hands & social refugees

sturm und drang their way down Alphabet

Street exploiting sticks of garlic bread

comfy chairs & table cloths before

Adolf ein mensch will kommen Hitler

dispatch runner Iron Cross with coke

leaves & spoons surrounded by vampire

wingmen to his Sigmund Freud moustache

calls the faithful to their knees & says

the mouse that squicked

miniaturisation eh

shrunk & falling down the plug

hole or hey don’t close that glass

trapped in a stove

is it so irrational

me not even sure the kit

hasn’t been invented yet

who's got the most

China colonising Mars

cryogenic dinosaurs

probably control the dark

web in a nut

case Amerikar has lost

out to Uncle Samya’s World

innit mind the rabbit hole

drink this or piss

off to park & hide no choice

find a deep exclusive niche

down the pan & out of reach

both fingers crossed

broken tip

Uncle Vlad

the impaler here

take a seat

check these points

each is barely in

tolerance

even I

lose my edge sometimes

bugger it

up you see

bluntly I shall go

round the bend

where you belong

 

lies & provocations at their side

through the gates of Kiyv your missiles glide

droning on about respect denied

Russia you're back

bloody mire Putin he's declared

war is peace again as if the word

black were white defensive move absurd

Russian Attack

kindergarten targeting you chuck

teddy bears in corners trusting luck

those that lose their heads or bite the muck

Russia can hack

who will recompense the folks you've left

homeless neighborhoods & nature wrecked

kids the old & sick abandoned heck

Russia's on track

Putin's out to topple Stalin's worst

record wasn’t it enough you cursed

socialism now the bubble's burst

Russia get back

from the little Putin inside us all

when they don’t believe you any more

it’s discouraging but sad & wrong

not to care or say you aren’t some mad

fascist recluse

nor responsible for ancient wars

virus outbreaks storms or cup defeats

if you hold extreme opinions ask

them not yourself

they should know for judgement shall be theirs

playing god was never your retreat

when you tried it once the day was spent

chasing a goat

tell them you believe yourself improved

age has mostly added to your worth

& as far as wisdom is concerned

what is the truth

who can answer for us all at once

from tomorrow to the end of time

when conditions change as fast as this

talk first then shoot

Never shoot!