free kick
use of farce condoned
free to air polemics they’re
British understand
scourges of the left
lawyers for the centrefold
so the story goes
just a moment now
Jesus got the vote way back
when Byzantium
whiskey bravo Yeats
would the thought police confess
look their eyes are crossed
yet a single crack
in the armour's never found
’cept the obvious
stick it where it hurts
up the costume bear of them
laugh like merry men
then your puff of smoke
pull a cracker read the joke
disa-bloody-pear
from our man on Mars
members of the dog
shit patrol are counted out
there’s another launch
now to sit & dunk
brandy snaps in endless teas
till their safe return
who’d’ve thought just five
ticks before that space would be
clogged with canine crap
Jed’s banana skins
tins of curried favours burnt
pastries treacle tarts
what the Earth rejects
planets moons & asteroids
just accept it’s wrong
time has come to act
join the Friends of Half a League
keep on looking men
count them back with cheese
straws & pints of black & tan
frothing at the jug
stair crazy
problem attic's no
cellar load of Martian spies
peering through the cracks
not that I care what
punctuates their sentences
serving time's the word
as I've done so go
screw yourselves in smelly socks
pinched from bottom drawers
or on prayer mats
christian names redacted no
what gets me is not
tryna blow their minds
but before too late reflect
on the attic prob
reverse Hubble shot
gender quake reveals
Earth left carbon neutron prints
cross Van Halen’s belt
just between ourselves
dumb as it may sound the snake’s
smoking midnight oil
moony folk believe
life began when Major Tom
turned his helmet in
such a pile of tosh
cracks the screens on Covid plots
satisfaction’s off
still it’s better than
listening while that other clap
trapper gets his wants
hey the black & white
Floyd are playing live tonight
Steely Dead The Dan
guess progressive rock
came to Minneapolis
better late than not
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